Traveling Knitter Gifts

A woman knits from a globe.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Silver Surfer.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Wooly mammoth

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn