Knitting Adventurer Gifts

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

"He initially resolved to be less of a pushover, but then we decided to take up knitting."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Underweird bras."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Don Quixote

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.