Knitting Adventurer Gifts

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

"He initially resolved to be less of a pushover, but then we decided to take up knitting."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Don Quixote

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'