Kneeling Knight Gifts

Give Thanks.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

underwater knight

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."