Kneeling Knight Pillows

Give Thanks.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Missing You.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Beware of the Dragon