Noodle Knight Pillows

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Dog Chow Mein

Year of the Rat

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Toastquest!

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Chick in noodle soup.

Soup

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Give Thanks.

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Chicken and noodles.

Nitrogen Emissions

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

'I'll have what he's having.'

Mother's day

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

China in Space.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.