Noodle Knight Gifts

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Year of the Rat

Toastquest!

Dog Chow Mein

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Soup

Chick in noodle soup.

Give Thanks.

Noodle exchange program.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

Nitrogen Emissions

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Mother's day

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Obama Snack...