Knight In Modern Armor Pillows

Don Quixote

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Swiss army knife

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

underwater knight

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Beware of the Dragon

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'