Knight In Shining Armor Pillows

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Dragon brought on as substitute

"I seriously doubt that's going to count."

'See? When we both make that little jog to the right at the last minute...'

underwater knight

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

No, I don

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Pram Joust

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Swiss army knife

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'