Knight In Shining Armor Wannabe Pillows

'I know I have a casting problem, but it's not that bad.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

underwater knight

Car joust.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I've been genetically modified!"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Inaction Figure

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Don Quichotte

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team