Knight In Shining Armor Wannabe Mugs

'I know I have a casting problem, but it's not that bad.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Car joust.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Inaction Figure

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Don Quichotte

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust