Knight In Shining Armor Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Angela Merkel and the NSA.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

underwater knight

Missing You.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Unicorn Joust

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.