Knight In Shining Spf Pillows

Sunburn.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

underwater knight

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Knights of the iPhone

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

Angela Merkel and the NSA.

Wind farm

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

Nitrogen Emissions

Mother's day

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

Safety Pin

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."