Spf Enthusiast Pillows

Hey fairest of the all! Tell me you're not going outside without your SPF 50!

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Beach flirting

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Wear a helmet

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."