Spf Specialist Pillows

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Say cheese!

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Swimming Champion.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Trust Your Doctor