Spf Specialist Pillows

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Office Park

Medical Examinations.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Say cheese!

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Swimming Champion.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Trust Your Doctor

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.