Spf Lover Pillows

SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Same old crowd."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Easter Bunny

Spider Press-Ups

Springtime rabbits.

'You'll grow into it!'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Boy at Computer.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

Excess