Sprinkle Lover Pillows

Cupcake Excitement Scale

It takes very little effort and they really appreciate it when I add some sprinkles!

'The Burrito King.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

A Prickly Pair

Disco Bunny.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'It's more festive-looking!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Cupcakes!

You just keep giving.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

"Gesundheit."

Seaside Caf

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Two women in jeweled dresses

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"You're losing your everything."

Hiding the salt mill

Dancing in tailcoats

Cannibal Recipes.

Hospital Food