Spf Lover Gifts

SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Same old crowd."

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'You'll grow into it!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Your angel is always with you

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Boy at Computer.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."