Knight In Shining Spf Gifts

Sunburn.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

underwater knight

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Angela Merkel and the NSA.

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Knights of the iPhone

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

Wind farm

Nitrogen Emissions

Mother's day

Safety Pin

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Dragon brought on as substitute

Hey fairest of the all! Tell me you're not going outside without your SPF 50!

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.