Knight Buff Gifts

Protected by Boiling Oil Security Systems

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Family Joules: Part 22

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Missing You.

Of Mice and Men.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Halloween Selfie

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Monster Baseball

I want to hold your hand

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Knights of the Square Table.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Flying in Formation.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Squeal like a pig!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 20

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'