Legendary Knights Buff Gifts

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"But I use all of them!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The next damn Batman.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Knight Vision

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Lovely weather for it."