Legendary Knights Buff Gifts

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"But I use all of them!"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

The next damn Batman.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Knight Vision

Scheduel.

'It won't be long now - I'm in my 18th month.'

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Imran Khan

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.