Knight-in-training Pillows

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

'I wish I had a horse.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Joust Sharpener

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.