Knight At Heart Pillows

Don Quixote Video Game

DING DONG!

Whoa, you're right! I didn't know we even sold dragon insurance.

'You call this 'opening up'?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."