Knight At Heart T-Shirts

Don Quixote Video Game

DING DONG!

'You call this 'opening up'?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

Car joust.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."