Knight Lovers T-Shirts

'Now, THIS is my idea of live entertainment.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

Unicorn Joust

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'