Knight Lovers T-Shirts

'Now, THIS is my idea of live entertainment.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Don Quichotte

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust

Pizza at the Round Table