Knight Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Unicorn Joust

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knights

Pizza at the Round Table

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!