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Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

My Literary Influences

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'The Saxon King' pub

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.