Knight Nostalgia Pillows

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Missing You.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Don Quichotte

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'