Knight Nostalgia Prints

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Beware of the Dragon