Heroic Nostalgia Prints

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

A prehistoric football match.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

And when I was in the army, my mother sent me 'don't care' packages

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"