Kingdom Nostalgia Lover Pillows

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'The Burrito King.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Medieval headlines.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Music Box

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'