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Don Quixote

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

underwater knight

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Beware of the Dragon

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'