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"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Would you mind taking this one? -- I just had a wash and wax.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Joust Sharpener

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Swiss army knife

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Don Quichotte

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quilowatte

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."