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Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

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Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Tristan Und Isolde

Catch and release dating.

Love at First Sight.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Right to Romeo"

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Building a gingerbread house

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Love is an many splendoured thing

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"