Romantic Tales Mugs

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

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Tristan Und Isolde

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Catch and release dating.

Love at First Sight.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Right to Romeo"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Love is an many splendoured thing

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Building a gingerbread house

"Meow," she purred breathlessly.

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"