Knights Admirer Prints

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Missing You.

Car joust.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

S.P.F. 1,000

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'The knights are drawing closer'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

The next damn Batman.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'