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'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

Missing You.

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

The next damn Batman.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Don Quichotte

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."