Sibling Bond Admirer Mugs

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'He took a fetching class.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's bathroom-challenged.'

Dog's Sandwich

I'm calling for back-up

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Marcy, you hurt Tommy's self esteem when you say there's a monster under your bed."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Beware of watchdog."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Can I see his resume?"

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

"Come on, boy!"

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.