Sibling Sleuth T-Shirts

I think that Sadie might be my long lost sister. I have a sister who lives in Boca Raton, FL., who is the mirror image of Sadie. Do you think that God could have made two of them and one got separated at birth? - Caroline R. Actual reader letter. Don't be absurd. Even a divine entity could not have created two women as comely as I am, and ... And? I might have a twin sister! According to a random letter that sounds facetious. To be continued.

At last Lonnie Edwards discovers his long lost brother.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Scarecrow.

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Net Zero Superstitions

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

...and I see the catering is sorted.