Sibling Sleuth Gifts

At last Lonnie Edwards discovers his long lost brother.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Scarecrow.

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Net Zero Superstitions

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

I don't trust that guy.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'It looks fishy to me.'

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!