Sibling Squabble Observer Pillows

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"And I thought I was irreplaceable."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

Trick Number 18: Always beat him to the phone...it's a position of power."

Teddy Tree is trying out for lacrosse. LOL! No way! That spazoid nerd? Hey! No one disses my little brother! Ok. Ok! Sorry! That's my job.