Sibling Squabble Master Pillows

MOM! He's touching my food again!

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."

'My brother ate my homework.'

'How do you figure?'

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Hot chocolate, straight. ...make it a double."