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'He's bitten me for the last time!'

Tasty Time: Family-Style Restaurant

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

'I'll get my dad to beat up your dad.'

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Polygamists' Picnic

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Act your birth order!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

"If you have one child you are a parent but if you have two, you are a referee!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'good taste is timeless, Al.'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"Mom always liked you best."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."