Sibling Shenanigans Specialist Gifts

'My brother ate my homework.'

Bathroom Fairy

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Act your birth order!"

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'MOM! -- Samantha called me names in her diary!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'How do you figure?'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Don�t waste your peas! Ok! Snort! Ow! What are you doing? Not wasting my peas.

Little Brother for Sale: 'I don't care what he did!'

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"