Sibling Shenanigan Fan Gifts

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Big Brother

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.