Sibling Shenanigan Fan Gifts

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

Big Brother

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'My brother ate my homework.'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'