Annoying Sibling Gifts

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Likes: $2.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"First snowman?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Childlike love

Bathroom Fairy

"Viola player coming through!"