Teenaged Sibling Gifts

"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Reach for the Star.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."