Teenage Siblings Gifts

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"First snowman?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."