Teenage Siblings Pillows

"I'm bored. Are you sure we've exhausted all the dangerous things we can do while texting?"

At the Museum

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"First snowman?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."