Teen Sibling Pillows

Peer Pressure Washer.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

'Uranus!'

'Is it possible to have a senior moment when you're only a sophomore?'

"When you break up with a guy, do you just tell him or preface it with a spoiler alert."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

'I'm living in a soap opera!'

"I don't want to make it a contest, but how much personal information are you giving up to social media today?"

"Well, looks like his teenage years might be over: he's cleaning his room..."

"Leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

Up for a joyride, rebellious barnyard teens figure out how to hotwire the truck....

'Where's your self-hurt section?'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

Dice Headphones

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"See? You and Sylvia Sanchez have a lot in common!"

"The school psychologist says that I'm totally stupid and free of any talent. Great, that's the best qualification to become a superstar!"

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"True goths don't take the summer off, Brandon."

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"Can I return this if my mother likes it?"

No You Hang Up

"So what's this I hear about you crushing on Estella?"

'That's off the hook, yo!'

Pubescents in Space.

Surroundsound

That's when I decided why should I care