Teen Brother Pillows

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Only the cap goes backwards...'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

At the Museum

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Recess does things to a man."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Timpani.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."